3.10.04: It has been suggested to me by a certain scissor playing member of Catharticlodge that a fan club would be a good idea. So, this will soon be an available option. Membership will include a lifetime of protection from three clueless teenagers, a novelty badge and a vague feeling of superiority. If you have any other ideas, e-mail them to me or post them on the guestbook (see the contact page for both of these).
4.10.04: I just realised that the only way that you can see the guestbook is by making an entry (which makes it harder for you to see all of the nasty things people say about us). Anyway, I've added a direct link to the guestbook under the form - tell me if it doesn't work!
1.3.05: Happy New Year! I'm sorry I haven't done anything to the site for so long. I lost 10p down the side of my sofa and had to spend 5 months looking for it.
Anyhoo, after recent complaints that our site is sexist (because apparently it does not once even refer to the inferior sex), the Brotherhood are not particularly proud to present 'The Feminine Page.' This should be fulfill all of your girly needs, and if you feel the need to visit it for long periods of time, you have a serious problem. At this stage, we would like to point out that the alligations of sexism were made by female, and subsequently should be ignored.
The fan club will be here soon, I promise...
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's here - the membership club is finally here. Realease your hostages, you've all got what you wanted. I'm sorry it took so long, but I got my foot stuck in a giant clam on Southend High Street and didn't have any signal on my mobile. Nobody spotted me, because I was outside the library.
