It's here - it's finally here!!!
You lucky, lucky, inferior beings. You now have the power to become part of the Brotherhood of the Illuminated Ruler by joining our fan club. All you need to know is on this page. Follow the simple but ridiculous instructions, and be on your way to a better life.
The Questionnare
Just fill in this simple form, and you shall be on your way to eternal bliss (we think).
Name:
Age:
Height:
Address:
Favourite member of the Blazin' Squad:
Favourite Pizza topping:
Average toenail length:
Favourite cartoon:
Number of limbs:
Number of personal appearances on Crimewatch:
Number of schizophrenic personalities:
Fill this out on paper and e-mail it to: gbfbweb@hotmail.com
And the Benefits?
So, after selling your life to us, you will receive: a Pen, a Brotherhood Badge, a lock of Brothers Geoffrey's flowing hair, a membership card, a magical protective forcefield which you can't see but which will protect you from all harm both natural and supernatural*, a lifetime of protection by the Brotherhood (three clueless teens) and your own set of 'The Brotherhood of the Illuminated Ruler Trading Trump Cards'.
*This doesn't mean you can run in front of trafic and not die. Please be reasonable.
