The Brothers of the Illuminated Ruler
Welcome
We are the Brothers of the Illuminated Ruler, a band formed by the breaking of a cheap piece of tacky stationary. Do not try to understand us, as we do not understand ourselves.
Our Society
We are an exclusive group, open only to those who can truely comprehend the power of the one ruler. Do not ask to join, as you will be turned down - you do not understand us.
